THE RELATIONSHIP AUDIT   /   NO. 003

Is she into you.
Or your
intellectual property?

How to tell if your girlfriend is a spy.

INTERNAL MEMO
Someone finally wants to hear about your chips.
Before you call it chemistry, complete the audit.
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Step 2 - Second Verification

Upload a photo of your girlfriend for a second verification. For your safety, obviously.

Joke step. The photo never leaves this device: nothing is uploaded, sent to Nairit or saved by this page. Only you see the local preview. No actual analysis of the photo happens.

This is a satirical decision aid for people who believe every relationship has a hidden due-diligence process. It is not a real method of identifying spies, intelligence personnel, tax agents or anyone else. Please do not make life decisions using a questionnaire with a stamp on it.

Field Intelligence / Relationship Counterintelligence